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bootyoftheday:

Caught out there and making excuses. “Wait, lemme ‘splain. He made me look.”

I wonder if women will ever realize that it’s IMPOSSIBLE for men NOT to look at new booty. That’s how they evolved; to desire variety. Probably also why (or because) they have an infinite amount of seed. Women on the other hand have only one (sometimes two) egg(s) every month, that’s why they’re naturally more picky.

Whenever I get caught, my response is always like “Listen lady, if you don’t understand, then GTFO.”

(via bootyoftheday)

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